Darkly humorous, sarcastic, and unapologetically honest. The “Not in Jail, Not in a Mental Hospital, Not in a… I’d Say It’s a Good Day” t-shirt is the perfect blend of dry humor and real-life perspective. It’s for anyone who measures success by simply surviving the chaos of everyday life—with a smirk.
Made for those who appreciate sarcasm and a darkly comedic take on “normal,” this tee pairs comfort with attitude—because sometimes, just being free and sane is a win.
• Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
• Relaxed, unisex fit with a confident, casual vibe
• High-quality print designed to last
• Perfect for casual wear, rough days, or gifting to someone with a sharp sense of humor
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |