Funny, sarcastic, and painfully accurate. The “Nobody Told Me When You Get a Husband His Ears Are Sold Separately” t-shirt is a lighthearted jab at married life and selective hearing. It’s playful humor every wife can relate to—because asking twice is basically a love language.
Made for those who handle marriage with wit and a good sense of humor, this tee delivers comfort and laughs in equal measure—because sometimes love means repeating yourself.
• Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
• Relaxed, unisex fit with a casual, confident vibe
• High-quality print designed to last
• Perfect for everyday wear, date nights, or gifting to wives who truly understand
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |