Turn everyday humor into a style statement with the “Nobody Told Me That When You Get a Wife the Heats Are Sold Separately” t-shirt. A witty design that pokes fun at relationships, this tee is perfect for husbands who love to keep things lighthearted and make people laugh.
Made from soft, breathable cotton, it’s ideal for casual wear whether you’re joking with friends, lounging at home, or giving your partner a hard time in the funniest way. It also makes a hilarious gift for weddings, anniversaries, or just because.
Premium cotton blend for lasting comfort and durability
Unisex fit, perfect for casual everyday wear
Funny conversation starter for couples and friends
Great gift for husbands, newlyweds, or anyone who loves relationship humor
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |