Send a bold message with the “Never Mistake My Silence for Weakness, No One Plans a Murder Out Loud” t-shirt. Perfect for anyone with a sharp wit and a love for dark humor, this tee blends mystery, sarcasm, and confidence into one unforgettable design.
Crafted from soft, breathable cotton, it’s comfortable enough for everyday wear while letting everyone know your quiet side shouldn’t be underestimated.
Premium cotton blend for comfort and durability
Unisex fit, ideal for casual everyday style
A witty, dark-humor design with attitude
Perfect for bold personalities who love sarcasm
Makes a hilarious gift for friends, siblings, or true crime fans
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
