Hilarious, cheeky, and completely unapologetic. The “Never Hold Your Farts In — They Travel Up Your Spine, Into Your Brain, and That’s Where Sh*tty Ideas Come From!” T-shirt is for anyone who loves bold humor and isn’t afraid to get a little… gas-truthy. Because sometimes letting it out is the smartest move you’ll make all day.
Perfect for humor lovers, party personalities, and anyone who enjoys turning bodily functions into laugh-out-loud statements, this tee makes irreverence stylish. Wear it when you want to shock, amuse, and get people talking (and laughing).
• Soft, comfortable fabric for all-day wear
• Relaxed fit ideal for casual outings, lounging, or gatherings with friends
• Bold, eye-catching text that sparks laughs and double-takes
• A hilarious gift for friends, family, or anyone with a fearless sense of humor
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
