Sip patience? Maybe later. Right now, this “My Tolerance Is Shorter Than My Temper, And Both Need A Drink” t-shirt is here to speak for the soul who has tried… and run out of grace. Made for the effortlessly honest, chronically unbothered, and caffeine-before-conversation types, this tee blends humor, truth, and a sprinkle of “don’t push me.”
Soft, relaxed, and unapologetically bold, it’s perfect for everyday wear, mood-management days, or moments when you want to broadcast your emotional bandwidth — or lack thereof — before someone tests it.
Premium cotton blend for all-day comfort (even when patience isn't cooperating)
Unisex fit for humans fueled by honesty, vibes, and occasionally alcohol
Relatable design for attitude-holders, truth-tellers, and emotional minimalists
Perfect gift for friends whose calm requires caffeine… and whose temper prefers cocktails
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
