This “My Stress Has a Full-Time Job, Benefits, and No Vacation Days Ever” sweatshirt is for the constantly tense, mentally multitasking legends who can’t remember the last time they truly relaxed. It’s funny because it’s true — your stress clocked in ages ago and refuses to clock out.
Perfect for anyone whose brain insists on running 24/7, this cozy sweatshirt delivers comfort while you pretend to have it all under control. Whether you’re overworked, overwhelmed, or just over everything, this one’s your uniform for surviving adulthood with sarcasm and style.
• Soft, plush fleece that feels like a mental health day (without the paperwork)
• Relaxed unisex fit for the perpetually stressed and humorfully self-aware
• Great for work-from-home warriors, anxious overthinkers, and tired professionals
• A hilariously relatable gift for anyone whose anxiety deserves employee of the month
| Size Guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Width, in |
20.00 |
22.01 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in |
33.50 |
34.50 |
35.50 |
36.50 |
37.50 |
38.50 |
