Positivity? Politely declined.
This “My Soul Leaves My Body Every Time Someone Says, ‘Just Stay Positive’” sweatshirt is for the realists, the exhausted, and the emotionally allergic to toxic optimism. Perfect for anyone who’s been told to “cheer up” when all they really need is caffeine, silence, and a five-minute break from humanity.
Whether you’re surviving chaos, dodging unsolicited advice, or trying not to roll your eyes into another dimension, this sweatshirt delivers cozy comfort with the perfect dose of dark humor.
• Soft, plush fleece for maximum comfort during forced optimism encounters
• Relaxed unisex fit for introverts, cynics, and beautifully drained souls
• Ideal for workdays, family gatherings, or any situation requiring fake smiles
• A hilarious, relatable gift for anyone who’s over the “good vibes only” movement
| Size Guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Width, in |
20.00 |
22.01 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in |
33.50 |
34.50 |
35.50 |
36.50 |
37.50 |
38.50 |
