Socializing feels great… until it doesn’t. This “My Social Battery Dies Faster Than My Phone at 2% During Calls” sweatshirt is for the selectively social, energy-efficient humans who love connection — just not constant conversation. It’s the perfect blend of humor and honesty for those who hit “low power mode” halfway through small talk.
Whether you’re dodging group plans, practicing polite nods, or silently praying for alone time, this sweatshirt says what your face already does — you’re done. Cozy, relatable, and just the right amount of antisocial, it’s your go-to armor for surviving humanity in comfort.
• Soft, premium fleece for peak comfort during post-social recovery
• Relaxed unisex fit for introverts, homebodies, and social sprinters
• Ideal for chill weekends, cancelled plans, and quiet recharging sessions
• A perfect gift for anyone who needs WiFi and silence more than people and plans
| Size Guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Width, in |
20.00 |
22.01 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in |
33.50 |
34.50 |
35.50 |
36.50 |
37.50 |
38.50 |
