Sleep? Optional and unpredictable.
This “My Sleep Schedule Is a Chaotic Freestyle Event With No Winners or Logic” sweatshirt is for the night owls, overthinkers, and accidental 3 a.m. philosophers who treat bedtime like a vague suggestion. Perfect for anyone who’s tired all day, wide awake at night, and living in a constant state of “why am I like this?”
Whether you’re scrolling endlessly, arguing with intrusive thoughts, or just vibing through insomnia, this sweatshirt delivers peak comfort while you lose another round of the sleep game.
• Soft, cozy fleece for those sleepless nights and groggy mornings
• Relaxed unisex fit for the perpetually exhausted and emotionally jet-lagged
• Ideal for late-night snacks, early regrets, and accidental all-nighters
• A hilariously relatable gift for anyone whose bedtime routine defies logic and reason
| Size Guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Width, in |
20.00 |
22.01 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in |
33.50 |
34.50 |
35.50 |
36.50 |
37.50 |
38.50 |
