When willpower has packed a suitcase and disappeared into the sunset, this hoodie steps in to tell the truth. The “My Self-Control Is Currently on Vacation, Left No Forwarding Address, and Isn’t Answering Emails” hoodie is for the days when discipline dipped, impulse took the wheel, and you’re just here for vibes and survival.
Whether you’re eating your feelings, online shopping like it’s a sport, or simply refusing to be a responsible adult until further notice, this hoodie is your unapologetic declaration: self-control is out of office and the chaos team is running the show.
• Cozy, soft fabric for maximum comfort during impulsive decisions
• Relaxed unisex fit for snack-enthusiasts, procrastinators, and “treat yourself” believers
• A hilarious badge of honor for anyone whose willpower ghosted them mid-week
• Perfect gift for friends who fight daily battles against cravings, laziness, and unnecessary responsibilities
| LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
| S |
27 |
20 |
| M |
28 |
22 |
| L |
29 |
24 |
| XL |
30 |
26 |
| 2XL |
31 |
28 |
| 3XL |
32 |
30 |
