Patience isn’t infinite — and yours definitely hit its expiration date hours ago. This “My Patience Expired Somewhere Between Three Meetings, One Complaint, and an Unsolicited Life Lesson” hoodie is for the days when you start strong, but life’s chaos, people’s nonsense, and surprise advice from someone who definitely shouldn’t be giving it push you right over the edge.
Made for exhausted professionals, emotionally drained adults, and anyone who has politely nodded one too many times today. Whether it's office drama, customer service nightmares, or that one person who thinks they're your personal mentor, this hoodie says everything so you don’t have to fake calm anymore.
• Plush, cozy fabric for comfort while patience evaporates
• Relaxed unisex fit for mentally-checked-out champions
• Perfect for work warriors, tired parents, and social introverts running low on tolerance
• Hilarious gift for anyone who has ever hit their daily limit on human interaction
| LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
| S |
27 |
20 |
| M |
28 |
22 |
| L |
29 |
24 |
| XL |
30 |
26 |
| 2XL |
31 |
28 |
| 3XL |
32 |
30 |
