My Mouth Runs Faster Than Your Logic, Darling Hoodie

Quick-witted, sharp-tongued, and never short on comebacks — this “My Mouth Runs Faster Than Your Logic, Darling” hoodie is made for the ones who speak truths quicker than others can process them. If your tongue moves at lightning speed and your thoughts come with built-in sarcasm, this is your everyday uniform.

Perfect for confident talkers, fast-thinkers, and anyone who’s been told they’re “too outspoken” — yet somehow always right in the end. You don’t argue — you outpace.

Soft, cozy fabric for comfort while delivering smart remarks
Unisex fit for rapid-fire thinkers and sass innovators
A bold, clever statement for the brilliant, the blunt, and the dangerously charming
Great gift for your favorite quick-mouth, sharp-brain legend