Motivation? Completely unreliable.
This “My Motivation Arrives Unannounced, Leaves Early, and Refuses to Pay Rent” sweatshirt is for anyone whose drive shows up once a week, makes a mess, and disappears without warning. Perfect for procrastinators, dreamers, and those who keep waiting for “inspiration” to text back.
Whether you’re hyped for five minutes, overwhelmed for hours, or in a long-term situationship with laziness, this sweatshirt wraps the chaos in cozy honesty and caffeine-fueled humor.
• Soft, plush fleece for maximum comfort during unmotivated moments
• Relaxed unisex fit for procrastinators, creatives, and half-functioning adults
• Ideal for lazy weekends, half-finished projects, or pretending to be productive
• A hilarious gift for anyone whose motivation has commitment issues
| Size Guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Width, in |
20.00 |
22.01 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in |
33.50 |
34.50 |
35.50 |
36.50 |
37.50 |
38.50 |
