Priorities? Questionable at best.
This “My Memory Stores Useless Song Lyrics Instead of Important Appointments and Deadlines” sweatshirt is for anyone whose brain can flawlessly perform a 2000s pop hit but forgets what they walked into a room for. Perfect for the musically gifted, mentally scattered, and proudly unorganized.
Whether you’re belting out lyrics you didn’t know you knew or missing yet another meeting you definitely did know about, this sweatshirt keeps you cozy while your brain continues its selective storage strategy.
• Soft, plush fleece for maximum comfort during mental malfunctions
• Relaxed unisex fit for nostalgic souls, forgetful legends, and accidental karaoke stars
• Ideal for workdays, off days, or days that blur together entirely
• A funny, too-real gift for anyone whose playlist memory outperforms their calendar every time
| Size Guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Width, in |
20.00 |
22.01 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in |
33.50 |
34.50 |
35.50 |
36.50 |
37.50 |
38.50 |