Loving, intuitive, and trained by real-life emotional traffic patterns — this “My Man’s Smart, He Learned How to Read My Moods Like Traffic Lights” t-shirt is for the partners who don’t just guess feelings… they navigate them like pros. Perfect for those relationships built on love, laughter, and a little bit of strategic survival.
Whether he’s stopping at red, proceeding with caution at yellow, or celebrating those rare green-light moments like a holiday, this tee celebrates couples who communicate, adapt, and thrive — even when your emotions come with sudden turns and speed bumps.
Soft, premium cotton blend for comfort in every mood zone
Unisex fit for smart partners and proudly dramatic soulmates
A funny, relatable tee for expressive lovers and emotionally fluent men
Perfect gift for boyfriends, husbands, and men who earned their “Mood Decoder” badge
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |