Confident, flirty, and a little bit dangerous — this “My Man’s Not Jealous, He’s Just Fully Aware of My Charm and Poor Impulse Control” t-shirt is made for the ones who know they’re irresistible… and just a tiny bit unpredictable. Perfect for partners who love hard, look good doing it, and occasionally have to be supervised in public.
Whether you're dropping smiles that start trouble, flirting without meaning to, or simply radiating main-character energy everywhere you go, this tee celebrates confidence, humor, and a relationship built on love — and mutual awareness of your chaotic potential.
Soft, premium cotton blend for everyday sass-wearing comfort
Unisex fit for bold lovers with magnetic energy
A witty, fearless tee for flirts, charmers, and lovable troublemakers
Perfect gift for confident partners, playful couples, and anyone whose personality needs a warning label
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
