Celebrate loyalty with a little edge in this “My Love Language Is Mild Threats and Deep Loyalty” t-shirt! Perfect for ride-or-die personalities, bold hearts, and anyone who protects their people with equal parts devotion and attitude, this tee delivers humor, heart, and a touch of chaotic love energy.
Soft, stylish, and full of personality, it’s ideal for everyday wear, date nights, friend hangouts, or any moment when you want the world to know you’re sweet — but also not to be messed with.
Premium cotton blend for everyday comfort
Unisex fit for loyal, lovable, slightly intimidating humans
A funny and relatable tee for fiercely loving souls
Makes a great gift for best friends, partners, and protective queens
Love hard. Defend harder. Wear your loyalty with pride — and a wink.
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
