Effortlessly detached and proudly unbothered — this “My Level of Not Caring Should Be Studied by Scientists” hoodie is for the people who have perfected the art of tuning out drama, chaos, and nonsense. You don’t just not care — you’ve elevated apathy into a scientific marvel.
Perfect for low-stress legends, peace protectors, and those who save their energy for things that actually matter. When life gets loud, you stay chill. When people try drama, you choose silence. Honestly, researchers could learn from you.
Soft, cozy fabric for maximum comfort and minimum emotional investment
Unisex fit for calm souls and apathy masters
A funny, laid-back statement for those too peaceful to pretend they care
Great gift for the person who shrugs through life like a Zen superhero
| LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
| S |
27 |
20 |
| M |
28 |
22 |
| L |
29 |
24 |
| XL |
30 |
26 |
| 2XL |
31 |
28 |
| 3XL |
32 |
30 |
