Channel your mood (and your coffee levels) with this “My Kindness Depends on Caffeine and How Much Stupid I’ve Heard Today” t-shirt! Perfect for caffeine lovers, sarcasm specialists, and anyone whose patience is directly linked to their morning cup, this tee brings humor and honesty to every outfit.
Soft, comfortable, and full of personality, it’s great for everyday wear, workdays, errands, or any moment when people really test your caffeine-to-patience ratio.
Premium cotton blend for all-day comfort
Unisex fit for coffee-powered humans everywhere
A funny, relatable tee for those who sip first and tolerate later
Makes an awesome gift for fellow sarcasm and caffeine enthusiasts
Powered by coffee. Protected by sarcasm. Worn by legends with limited patience.
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
