Some people collect stamps — others collect sarcasm, chaos, and questionable life choices. This “My Hobbies Include Sarcasm, Chaos, and Excessive Self-Awareness” t-shirt is for the emotionally evolved troublemakers who know exactly who they are… and cause mischief anyway.
Perfect for the ones who roast with love, laugh through the madness, and analyze their personality flaws like it’s a full-time job. If self-awareness was a sport, you’d have a trophy and a therapist cheering you on.
Soft, premium cotton for comfort during existential spirals
Unisex fit for witty chaos enthusiasts and sarcasm specialists
Great for brunch, group chats, and silently judging people in public
A must-have for anyone who knows they’re the problem… and finds it hilarious
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
