Equal parts savage and hilarious, the “My Heart Has No Room for You, But the Trunk of My Car Definitely Does” t-shirt is perfect for anyone who loves a little dark humor with their wardrobe. Bold, witty, and just a little bit scary (in the best way), this tee is guaranteed to turn heads and spark laughs wherever you go.
Made with a soft cotton blend and a relaxed unisex fit, it’s comfortable enough for everyday wear while packing plenty of attitude. A great gift for friends who love sarcasm, edgy jokes, or just letting people know not to mess with them.
Soft, breathable cotton blend for all-day comfort
Unisex fit, perfect for men and women
A funny, edgy tee for lovers of sarcasm and dark humor
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
