Our “My Heart Has No Room For You, But The Trunk Of My Car Does” T-Shirt is the perfect mix of sass and dark humor. Bold, witty, and a little savage, this tee says exactly what’s on your mind without you having to say a word.
Made from soft, breathable cotton with a relaxed unisex fit, it’s ideal for casual outings, laid-back weekends, or whenever you want to give people a warning with a smile. A hilarious conversation starter and a must-have for lovers of sarcastic humor.
Premium cotton blend for all-day comfort
Unisex fit for men and women
Perfect gift for sarcasm fans and dark humor enthusiasts
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
