Life goals, but make them hilarious! This “My Goal Is to Be That Old Person That Everyone Is Afraid to Take Out in Public” t-shirt is perfect for anyone who plans to age with attitude—and maybe cause a little chaos along the way.
Funny, bold, and just the right amount of rebellious, this tee celebrates the free spirit who refuses to “act their age.” Whether you’re already that person or just warming up, it’s the perfect way to show that growing older doesn’t mean growing boring.
Soft, breathable cotton blend for everyday comfort
Unisex fit—perfect for men and women with a wild streak
Great for casual wear, family gatherings, or just making people laugh
A fun gift for the young-at-heart, troublemakers, or future rule breakers
Hilarious, confident, and perfect for those who plan to retire with style and sass
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
