Bring the attitude with the “My Goal in Life Is to Piss Off at Least One Person a Day — So Far I’m About Four Years Ahead of Schedule” t-shirt — a bold and hilarious way to show off your unapologetic personality. With its witty design, this tee is perfect for anyone who takes pride in stirring the pot and keeping life entertaining.
Made from soft, breathable cotton, it’s comfortable enough for everyday wear — whether you’re out with friends, at work, or just casually annoying people like a pro. Great as a gift for anyone with a sharp sense of humor and a mischievous streak.
Premium cotton blend for comfort and durability
Unisex fit, great for casual everyday wear
Guaranteed laugh-inducing conversation starter
Perfect gift for friends, siblings, or anyone who loves sarcasm
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
