Electric, unstoppable, and powered by pure chaos — this “My Energy Can’t Be Matched, Batteries Fear Me” t-shirt is for the ones who don’t just wake up… they ignite. Perfect for the high-vibe humans who run circles around everyone else, leave chargers trembling, and somehow have more energy at 3 p.m. than most do after three coffees.
Whether you’re bouncing through life with unstoppable momentum, powering yourself on sheer will and personality, or being the living version of “zoom mode activated,” this tee celebrates your limitless buzz and legendary stamina.
Premium cotton blend for comfort through every energetic adventure
Unisex fit for the naturally turbo-charged and unapologetically vibrant
A bold, fun tee for the human lightning bolts and energy tornadoes
Perfect gift for go-getters, hyper-humans, and anyone who runs on vibes, passion, and chaos
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
