This “My Dream Job Involves Naps, Snacks, and Zero Small Talk Whatsoever” sweatshirt is the ultimate uniform for anyone whose career goals revolve around comfort, peace, and a total lack of unnecessary interaction. It’s for the ones who find joy in quiet moments, snack breaks, and the blissful absence of small talk.
Cozy, witty, and perfectly relatable, this sweatshirt celebrates introvert priorities with unapologetic honesty and humor.
• Soft, premium fleece for maximum chill and minimal conversation
• Unisex fit — ideal for work-from-home days or doing absolutely nothing
• Perfect for naps, snack runs, or silent self-care sessions
• A fun, honest gift for anyone who values peace over people
| Size Guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Width, in |
20.00 |
22.01 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in |
33.50 |
34.50 |
35.50 |
36.50 |
37.50 |
38.50 |
