This “My Definition of Balance Is Doing My Best While Emotionally Falling Apart Quietly” sweatshirt perfectly captures the art of holding it together — kind of. It’s for those who smile through the chaos, juggle a million things at once, and somehow manage to look semi-functional while mentally buffering.
Cozy, relatable, and darkly funny, this sweatshirt is your uniform for surviving life’s emotional plot twists with grace (and maybe caffeine).
• Soft, comfortable fleece for those “barely holding on” days
• Unisex fit — because everyone deserves comfort while falling apart quietly
• Perfect for work, lounging, or existentially scrolling at 2 a.m.
• A great gift for anyone mastering the fine art of functioning through feelings
| Size Guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Width, in |
20.00 |
22.01 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in |
33.50 |
34.50 |
35.50 |
36.50 |
37.50 |
38.50 |
