Ambition? Running on caffeine fumes. This “My Daily Motto: Pretend Productive, Survive Chaos, Repeat Tomorrow With Stronger Coffee” sweatshirt is for anyone holding life together with sarcasm, caffeine, and sheer willpower. Perfect for the overworked, under-rested, and those who’ve mastered the art of looking busy while mentally buffering.
Whether you’re juggling deadlines, fighting exhaustion, or just surviving another “character-building” day, this sweatshirt keeps you cozy while you fake functionality with style and sass.
• Soft, fleece-lined fabric for surviving chaos in comfort
• Relaxed unisex fit for tired professionals, caffeine addicts, and part-time adults
• Ideal for workdays, lazy weekends, or pretending to be productive anywhere
• A funny, relatable gift for anyone powered by sarcasm and espresso shots
| Size Guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Width, in |
20.00 |
22.01 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in |
33.50 |
34.50 |
35.50 |
36.50 |
37.50 |
38.50 |
