This “My Confidence Peaks at Home, Then Disappears the Second I Talk to People” sweatshirt is for the bold-in-private, shy-in-public crew. It’s the perfect mix of humor and honesty for anyone who delivers Oscar-worthy speeches in the shower — then forgets how words work in front of actual humans.
Perfect for introverts, overthinkers, and anyone whose social battery drains faster than their phone. Whether you’re thriving in solitude or surviving small talk, this sweatshirt keeps you cozy, comfy, and seen (but not too seen).
• Soft, plush fabric for comfort during post-conversation recovery
• Relaxed unisex fit for socially exhausted legends and homebody heroes
• Ideal for introverts, quiet comedians, and anxious extroverts in disguise
• A hilariously relatable gift for friends who shine at home but glitch in public
| Size Guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Width, in |
20.00 |
22.01 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in |
33.50 |
34.50 |
35.50 |
36.50 |
37.50 |
38.50 |