Quiet, grounded, and unshakeably centered — this “My Calm Scares People Who Can’t Imagine Peace Without Chaos Constantly Surrounding Them” hoodie is made for the ones whose serenity is their superpower. You don’t need noise to feel alive — your peace is intentional, disciplined, and deeply earned.
Strong, understated, and effortlessly confident, this cozy hoodie says “I’m steady” — and also “your chaos has nothing to do with me.”
• Ultra-soft, midweight fleece for comfort that matches your peaceful strength
• Relaxed unisex fit — perfect for calm mornings, mindful moments, and silently powerful entrances
• Ideal for daily wear, grounding routines, or choosing peace over drama
• A thoughtful, empowering gift for anyone whose calm presence speaks louder than conflict
| LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
| S |
27 |
20 |
| M |
28 |
22 |
| L |
29 |
24 |
| XL |
30 |
26 |
| 2XL |
31 |
28 |
| 3XL |
32 |
30 |
