This “My Brain Updates Daily, But the Patch Notes Are Always ‘Still Struggling’” sweatshirt is for the mentally exhausted, emotionally self-aware, and humorously broken souls doing their best to function through life’s endless glitches.
It’s the perfect mix of sarcasm and truth — a cozy confession that, no matter how many times you reboot, life still finds a way to freeze mid-task. Whether you’re buffering through responsibilities, downloading motivation, or just trying not to crash again, this sweatshirt says it all (so you don’t have to).
• Soft, fleece-lined comfort for daily system errors and mental updates
• Relaxed unisex fit for overthinkers, survivors, and comedy-coded adults
• Perfect for lazy days, burnout weeks, and existential software malfunctions
• A funny, painfully relatable gift for anyone who runs on low battery and high sarcasm
| Size Guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Width, in |
20.00 |
22.01 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in |
33.50 |
34.50 |
35.50 |
36.50 |
37.50 |
38.50 |
