This “My Brain Says ‘We Got This’ Then Immediately Opens a New Distraction Tab” sweatshirt is for the multitaskers, procrastinators, and chaotic thinkers who start every task with confidence… and end up on a completely different mission five minutes later.
Relatable, witty, and way too accurate, this sweatshirt celebrates the eternal battle between motivation and mental side quests. Whether you’re chasing productivity, snacks, or intrusive thoughts, it’s your cozy reminder that focus is overrated anyway.
• Soft, fleece-lined comfort for distraction-filled days
• Relaxed unisex fit for overthinkers, creatives, and attention-deficient legends
• Perfect for work-from-home days, study sessions, or casual spirals
• A fun, relatable gift for anyone whose brain runs 47 tabs at once — none of them the right one
| Size Guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Width, in |
20.00 |
22.01 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in |
33.50 |
34.50 |
35.50 |
36.50 |
37.50 |
38.50 |
