Ambition vs. reality. The “My Brain Says ‘Let’s Do Something Exciting Today’ — My Body Don’t Listen to That Fool” t-shirt is perfect for anyone who dreams big but naps bigger. Equal parts hilarious and true, it’s the ultimate tee for people whose energy never quite matches their ideas.
Made from soft, breathable cotton, this shirt keeps you comfortable whether you’re out pretending to be productive or staying in to honor your inner couch potato.
Premium cotton blend for lasting comfort
Unisex fit, ideal for everyday casual wear
Funny, relatable design for anyone who runs on low battery
Great gift for students, busy adults, or nap enthusiasts
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
