Logic? Chronically unstable.
This “My Brain’s Wi-Fi Connection to Logic Keeps Disconnecting at Crucial Life Moments” sweatshirt is for anyone whose thoughts lose signal the second life demands rational decisions. Perfect for overthinkers, impulsive adventurers, and anyone who’s ever confidently chosen chaos over common sense.
Whether you’re trying to sound smart mid-conversation, pretending to have your life together, or watching your brain buffer through another “what was I thinking?” moment, this sweatshirt keeps things cozy while your mental Wi-Fi reconnects.
• Soft, plush fleece for comfort during every mental lag and life reboot
• Relaxed unisex fit for scatterbrains, impulsive thinkers, and lovable disasters
• Ideal for workdays, social mishaps, or any “logic not found” scenario
• A hilariously relatable gift for friends who constantly lose signal with reality
| Size Guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Width, in |
20.00 |
22.01 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in |
33.50 |
34.50 |
35.50 |
36.50 |
37.50 |
38.50 |
