This “My Brain’s Favorite Hobby Is Creating Fake Scenarios That Ruin My Real Mood” sweatshirt is for the overthinkers, daydreamers, and midnight replay specialists who can turn absolutely nothing into emotional chaos. Equal parts funny and too real, it’s your cozy badge of honor for surviving the mental soap operas your brain insists on producing.
Perfect for those who argue with imaginary people, stress over hypothetical disasters, or overanalyze texts that don’t even exist. Whether you’re spiraling in style or laughing at your own overthinking tendencies, this sweatshirt is the perfect mix of comfort and self-awareness.
• Soft, plush fabric to soothe your brain during its next dramatic episode
• Relaxed unisex fit for overthinkers, worriers, and emotionally exhausted geniuses
• Ideal for late-night thoughts, random anxiety, and mental movie marathons
• A hilariously relatable gift for friends who can’t stop creating chaos in their own heads
| Size Guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Width, in |
20.00 |
22.01 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in |
33.50 |
34.50 |
35.50 |
36.50 |
37.50 |
38.50 |
