Chaotic, clever, and hilariously relatable — this “My Brain’s a Browser With 42 Tabs Open, and None Are Responding” hoodie is made for the ones whose minds never stop running… even when nothing’s loading. You’re full of ideas, distractions, and delightful mental clutter that somehow makes life more interesting.
Playful, dramatic, and effortlessly memorable, it’s perfect for anyone whose thoughts are always in motion — sometimes productive, sometimes wildly off track.
• Ultra-soft, cozy fleece that matches your whirlwind energy
• Relaxed unisex fit — ideal for lounging, working, or embracing controlled chaos
• Perfect for coffee runs, study sessions, or moments when multitasking gets real
• A funny, expressive gift for anyone whose brain is gloriously overbooked
| LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
| S |
27 |
20 |
| M |
28 |
22 |
| L |
29 |
24 |
| XL |
30 |
26 |
| 2XL |
31 |
28 |
| 3XL |
32 |
30 |