Turn heads and spark laughs with the “My Boobs Aren’t Small. They’re Low Fat” t-shirt. Perfectly witty and playful, this shirt is for anyone who loves to rock confidence with a side of humor.
Crafted from soft, breathable cotton, it’s designed for all-day comfort—whether you’re hanging out with friends, running errands, or just showing off your sassy personality. It also makes a hilarious gift for girlfriends, wives, or anyone who enjoys a bold joke.
Premium cotton blend for comfort and durability
Unisex fit, ideal for casual everyday wear
A cheeky conversation starter with attitude
Fun gift for birthdays, bachelorette parties, or just because
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
