This “My Body Wants Vegetables, But My Soul Screams for Fries and Regret” sweatshirt is for anyone caught between self-care and self-sabotage — and proudly choosing extra salt every time. It’s the perfect mix of humor, honesty, and comfort for those who believe balance means eating salad next to a burger.
Perfect for food lovers, late-night snackers, and anyone whose diet plan starts over every Monday (and ends by lunch). Whether you’re craving motivation or mozzarella sticks, this cozy sweatshirt understands your struggle — and your appetite.
• Soft, plush fabric for comfort during every delicious decision
• Relaxed unisex fit for foodies, snack enthusiasts, and carb crusaders
• Ideal for cheat days, chill days, or any day ending in “yum”
• A hilarious gift for friends who treat fries as therapy and regret as seasoning
| Size Guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Width, in |
20.00 |
22.01 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in |
33.50 |
34.50 |
35.50 |
36.50 |
37.50 |
38.50 |
