Magical, mischievous, and just a touch unruly — this “My Aura Sparkles in Chaos and Occasionally Profanity” t-shirt is made for the beautifully unpredictable souls. The ones who radiate glitter and good vibes… right before dropping a perfectly timed curse word and stirring up unforgettable fun.
Perfect for cosmic energy believers, chaos coordinators, and anyone who balances sparkle with sass, this tee embraces your duality — celestial sweetness with a spicy edge.
Soft, premium cotton for all-day comfort (even when life gets delightfully chaotic)
Unisex fit for mystical rebels and sparkle-powered troublemakers
A vibe-setting staple for brunch, errands, girls’ night, or surprising HR… again
Ideal gift for spiritual-with-spice friends, astrology lovers, and glitter-covered gremlins
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
