This “My Attention Span Left Mid-Conversation to Chase Snacks and Intrusive Thoughts Again” sweatshirt perfectly sums up the struggle of trying to focus in a world full of distractions — especially the tasty and chaotic kind. It’s for the daydreamers, chronic snackers, and mentally sidetracked souls who can start a sentence strong and forget the ending halfway through.
Comfy, witty, and painfully relatable, this sweatshirt celebrates the art of mental multitasking (a.k.a. losing focus with style). Whether you’re zoning out in meetings, scrolling instead of listening, or just existing in your own mental side quests, this one’s got your vibe.
• Soft, cozy fleece for peak comfort during every distraction
• Relaxed unisex fit for easily-distracted legends everywhere
• Perfect for snack lovers, overthinkers, and conversational drifters
• A fun, relatable gift for friends who get lost in thought — and never quite return
| Size Guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Width, in |
20.00 |
22.01 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in |
33.50 |
34.50 |
35.50 |
36.50 |
37.50 |
38.50 |
