Cut through the nonsense with the “My Attention Span Is Too Short So Fast Forward to Your Point” t-shirt. Perfect for anyone who has zero patience for long-winded stories, this tee is a funny and relatable way to let people know to keep it short and sweet.
Made from soft, breathable cotton, it’s comfortable enough for everyday wear — whether you’re out with friends, stuck in a boring meeting, or just embracing your no-filter personality. A hilarious gift for anyone with a sarcastic streak and a low tolerance for rambling.
Premium cotton blend for comfort and durability
Unisex fit, perfect for casual daily wear
Bold, funny conversation starter
Great gift for friends, coworkers, or anyone who values straight talk
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
