Some people wake up motivated. You wake up… and then wait for your ambition to clock in. This “My Ambition Wakes Up After Lunch, Right Between My Second Coffee and Minor Emotional Recovery Session” sweatshirt is the official uniform for slow starters, overthinkers, and caffeine-powered dreamers who operate strictly on delayed inspiration.
Perfect for days when your goals are real — they just need a nap, a pep talk, and maybe a pastry. Whether you're dragging yourself through morning chaos, regrouping after life’s tiny emotional hurricanes, or hitting your stride only when the PM hours roll in, this sweatshirt gets it.
• Cozy, soft fabric for surviving mornings you never asked for
• Relaxed unisex fit — comfortable enough for working hard or hardly working
• Ideal for coffee lovers, late bloomers, and ambition-with-a-side-of-attitude types
• The perfect gift for anyone who swears they're going to start… soon-ish
| LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
| S |
27 |
20 |
| M |
28 |
22 |
| L |
29 |
24 |
| XL |
30 |
26 |
| 2XL |
31 |
28 |
| 3XL |
32 |
30 |
