Funny, sarcastic, and unapologetically unbothered. The “Almost Pulled A Muscle Trying To Give A Fuck... Won't Be Doing That Again.” T-shirt turns caring too much into a hilarious fitness injury. Apparently, giving a damn takes serious effort—and after that close call, you're officially retiring from the sport.
Perfect for sarcastic personalities, unbothered women, introverts, tired adults, and anyone who has decided that protecting their peace is more important than worrying about everyone else's opinions, this tee delivers a clever mix of humor and zero-fucks attitude.
• Soft, breathable fabric for comfortable everyday wear
• Relaxed fit that pairs effortlessly with jeans, shorts, or casual outfits
• Bold, attention-grabbing print designed to spark laughs and knowing reactions
• Great gift for friends, sisters, coworkers, or anyone who has permanently retired from giving a fuck
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
| 4XL |
34 |
30 |
58-61 |
| 5XL |
35 |
31 |
62-65 |