Romance, but make it real. The “Love Is Spending the Rest of Your Life With Someone You Want to Kill and Not Doing It Because You’d Miss Them” t-shirt is the perfect mix of sweet and savage. Equal parts hilarious and true, it’s a playful take on the ups and downs of relationships.
Made from soft, breathable cotton, this tee keeps you comfy while you joke about the fine line between love and madness. Perfect for casual wear, date nights, or just reminding your partner how lucky they are.
Premium cotton blend for all-day comfort
Unisex fit, great for everyday casual wear
Bold, witty design that celebrates real love with humor
Great gift for spouses, partners, or couples who laugh at the chaos of commitment
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
