The “Dear God, Please Give Me Patience Because If You Give Me Strength I’ll Need Bail Money Too” t-shirt is the perfect mix of humor, sass, and brutal honesty. Ideal for anyone who deals with daily nonsense and needs divine intervention just to keep their cool, this shirt delivers laughs while saying exactly what’s on your mind.
Made with a soft cotton blend, it’s as comfortable as it is hilarious—great for casual wear, lounging, or making a bold statement. A fun gift for moms, dads, friends, coworkers, or anyone with a short fuse and a sharp sense of humor.
Soft and breathable cotton blend
Unisex fit for men and women
Funny, sarcastic design for stress-filled days
Great conversation starter and gift idea
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
