Forget glass slippers, this is real life. The “Life Is Not a Fairytale — If You Lose Your Shoe at Midnight You’re Drunk” t-shirt puts a hilarious twist on a classic story. Equal parts sassy and relatable, it’s perfect for anyone who prefers cocktails over carriages.
Crafted from soft, breathable cotton, this tee keeps you comfortable whether you’re out partying, brunching with friends, or laughing off last night’s adventures.
Premium cotton blend for lasting comfort
Unisex fit, perfect for everyday casual wear
Funny, lighthearted design with a boozy twist
Great gift for party lovers, bachelorette squads, or anyone with a sense of humor about their nightlife
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
