The “Life Is Like a Toilet There’s Always an Asshole Trying to Shit on Your Day” t-shirt is hilariously blunt and oh-so-relatable. Perfect for anyone who’s had enough of daily nonsense, this tee turns life’s frustrations into a laugh-out-loud punchline. It’s bold, savage, and guaranteed to get knowing smirks everywhere you go.
Made from a soft, breathable cotton blend, this shirt keeps you comfortable even when life tries to flush you down. With its unisex fit, it’s great for anyone who handles tough days with humor and a little attitude.
Soft cotton blend for everyday comfort
Unisex fit that works for everyone
A sarcastic, funny tee for people who laugh through life’s chaos
Perfect gift for friends, coworkers, or anyone who’s “had enough”
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
