Blunt, sarcastic, and refreshingly unapologetic. The “Let Me Pour You a Tall Glass of Get Over It—Oh, and Here’s a Straw So You Can Suck It Up” t-shirt is made for those who have zero patience for whining and a strong appreciation for straight talk.
Perfect for bold personalities who don’t sugarcoat the truth, this tee serves attitude with everyday comfort—because sometimes tough love is best delivered with humor and a side of sass.
• Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
• Relaxed, unisex fit with a bold, casual edge
• High-quality print designed to last
• Ideal for casual wear, sarcastic humor, or gifting to someone who can handle the truth
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |