Savage, witty, and dangerously honest — this “Keep Rolling Your Eyes, Maybe You’ll Find a Brain Back There” hoodie is for anyone who has mastered the art of responding to nonsense with sarcasm instead of stress. If you’ve ever looked at someone and thought, “bless your heart… but also please stop talking”, this hoodie speaks your truth for you.
Perfect for eye-rollers, sarcasm champions, and anyone who’s allergic to stupidity and too tired to pretend otherwise. Wear it when patience runs low, humor runs high, and you refuse to entertain foolishness without style.
Soft, cozy fabric for comfort while staying unbothered
Unisex fit for professional sarcasm users and shade experts
A perfect statement for sarcastic queens, blunt legends, and quiet-but-deadly comeback artists
Great gift for anyone who says what everyone else is thinking
| LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
| S |
27 |
20 |
| M |
28 |
22 |
| L |
29 |
24 |
| XL |
30 |
26 |
| 2XL |
31 |
28 |
| 3XL |
32 |
30 |
